remember that bitch mirage from the incredibles
you know her face says pussy game hard
No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?
Just me January?
Forever alone February?
No man march?
I just had to reblog this again.
just giving up june
just my hand july
always alone august
only me october?
My entire year planned out in advance. Thank you so much, tumblr people!
he gave that itch a scratch. itches love scratches.
what a delightful story
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
THIS WAS GOING TO BE AN “I AM *INSERT LARGE NUMBER HERE* PERCENT DONE WITH YOU TUMBLR” POST BUT THEN I SAW THE DETAIL ON ODIN’S EYEPATCH AND SHIT SON.